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Mirror Mirror

 
   
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Osama bin Laden gets up this morning, stands in front of the mirror and asks "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most feared terrorist of them all?"

A voice from the mirror replies, "You of course, Osama bin Laden". He runs outside and tells his bodyguards and people what transpired, and there was cause for great celebration. This then became a morning ritual with him,
to ask the mirror the same question and because the mirror kept endorsing him with this title, there was celebration every morning among his people.

Then one morning his bodyguards hear rapid gunfire coming from inside, and fearing the worst that the Americans had infiltrated and killed bin Laden, they rush inside only to find him in one hell of a rage, holding a sub-machine gun and shooting the hell out of the mirror, screaming
"BY Allah's beard, WHO THE HELL IS RENATO ADAMS?"

 


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