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Hurricane Dudus
One day in mid-May 2010, thousands of People ran home early from work in order to batten down their houses. Hurricane Dudus was reportedly just a few miles South South West of the uptown areas, reportedly packing wind speeds in the hundreds of miles per hour. Persons were warned to have ample supplies of candles, bully beef and other tin food available, as it was still uncertain as to whether or not this hurricane would hit, and if it would be extremely destructive.
This joke was widely circulated around May 17, 2010, when there were fierce rumors that a warrant for the arrest of Tivoli Gardens area don Christopher 'Dudus' Coke would be signed.

Reverend Al Miller wanted for Possession of Coke
The popular Religious leader, Rev. Al Miller is now WANTED. It is alleged that he was found in possession of Coke. Sources say that he was found with Coke weighing approximately 190 lbs, and said to have a street value of J$5,000,000.
A jab at influential evangelical preacher / mediator, Reverend Al Miller, who was driving alleged drug kingpin Christopher 'Dudus' Coke when they were stopped and Coke arrested. At the time of his arrest, the police had a J$5,000,000 reward for information leading to his capture.

This just in from CNN ... Jamaican Reverend Al Miller is to assist the United States in finding long-time fugitive, Osama Bin Laden. Reverend Miller has already assisted the police in locating and turning in numerous alleged fugitives in Jamaica, and it is believed that helping Bin Laden to do the same will be no problem for him.

Are u wanted? Check Reverend Al Miller for safe passage to the authorities. Call 1-888-YUH-SAFE.

 


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