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Understanding the logic behind Cash Plus

 
   
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at $20.

This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further, and people started going back to their farms and normal lives. The offer increased to $25 each, and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man then announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 each, and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought back all the monkeys.

After that day they never saw the man nor his assistant ever again. Only monkeys everywhere!

Hopefully you now have a better understanding of how Cash Plus works :)

Don't know what Cash Plus is/was? Have a read here.

 


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