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Buju Banton - Driver A - Lyrics Translation

 
   
  Black Singles Online
Drivah,

I would certainly appreciate it if you could take this package down the road for me.
Please while you are on your journey might I implore you not to speak to anyone.
Follow my instructions; it is imperative that everything goes according to plan.
May your journey be a safe one.

chorus

Driver please avoid unnecessary stoppages as you deliver this package of marijuana at Alba Mall
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of you not stopping along the way
Collect the funds and make a hasty retreat
Driver be very wary of members of the Constabulary Force as they have set up quite a few speed traps along the path you have to travel.

Verse 1:

I have in my possession a Nextel cellular phone with a sim card from Cingular (though this makes absolutely no sense I thought it still would be fashionable)
If by any chance you run into any problem I can be reached at the number I had previously provided you with.
Be mindful that while our competitors purchase goods by the pound we are apart of a much larger entity purchasing quantities in tons.
The colors we provide are green and chocolate brown We are preferred customers with the carrier services
My life's earnings are invested in this business venture
You are allowed to have a light alcoholic beverage but DON'T indulge in the smoking away of my profit
The aroma of the marijuana will change your perspective on life, no matter how carefully it is packaged
Failure to deliver will be detrimental on your part as I have no problems in attaining firearms and ammunition
I would love to remodel my place of dwelling.

chorus

Driver please avoid unnecessary stoppages as your deliver this package of marijuana at Alba Mall
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of you not stopping along the way
Collect the funds and make a hasty retreat
Driver be very wary of members of the Constabulary Force as they have set up quite a few speed traps along the path you have to travel

Verse 2:

I am in this business not because I want to but because I have to And my female companion has a vested interest in obtaining a few pieces from Victoria Secret's spring collection
Sam is not consistent with his payments so please avoid him entirely; Billy is a known informant for the FBI
Take no one to my place of residence
I love the way soldiers carry themselves, disassociating themselves from cowards
Like Rick Ross, everyday I'm hustling
It would not be in your best interest to attempt undermining me
The last person who tried that met a terrible fate
Ensure maximum sale on the product so we can increase our profit

 


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