Jamaican JokesJamaican JokesJamaicanJokes.Com
Home | Rememba Dis? | Man & Woman Ting! | Politics Time Again | Only In Jamaica | Everyday Livity | Cyan Tes Wi | Pics
Welcome to JamaicanJokes.Com - Get yuh belly full of laughs every day! Also on Facebook & Twitter
This site is strictly for adults only. If you're under the age of 18, please EXIT NOW
Jokes by Email
Sign up for JamaicanJokes.Com's email newsletter!

Newsletter Archive
Submit a Joke
Share your Jamaican joke(s). Click here to submit directly to us
More Joke Sections
New Jokes
Di Yaadi Dem
Granny Did Sey
Yawd Style
Listen Up
Videos (NEW)

Caribbean Jokes
Trini Jokes

Jamaican Plays

Jamaican music? Visit Dancehall.mobi for daily updates
You Are at : Main Categories  Only In Jamaica

How Jamaican Government Contracts are issued!

  Black Singles Online
Three contractors are bidding to fix the fence at Jamaica House. One is from Montego Bay, another from Kingston and the third, from Mandeville.

They go with an official from Jamaica House, to examine the fence.

The Mo-Bay contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well,"he says. "De job gwine run yuh 'bout $900: $400 fi material, $400 fi my crew an' $100 profit fi me."

The Mandeville contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do dis job fi $700; $300 fi material, $300 fi my crew and $100 profit fi Mass Me."

The Kingston contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Jamaica House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, observes: "Yuh didn't even tek measurement like de addah contractah dem! Weh yuh get such a high figgah?"

"Easy man," the Kingstonian explains, "Look yah! $1,000 fi you, $1,000 fi me an' we hire de breddah from Mandeville".


©2011 JamaicanJokes.Com | Resources | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Contact Us | Comedy Events / Plays