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The Prime Minister & GCT

 
   
  Black Singles Online
Recently, the Prime Minister was out seeking a female. He saw three fine ladies in a bar - an Indian woman, a Chinese woman and a Black woman.

To the Indian woman he said, "I am the Prime Minister of jamaica, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

She replied, "$1000 plus GCT". He then made the same proposition to the Chinese woman and her reply was "$900 plus GCT".

Finally, he made the proposition to the Black woman and her reply was "Mr. Prime Minister, if you can raise my skirt as high as the taxes, get my panty as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as how times hard, keep it as hard and as high as the gas price, and screw me the way you've screwed the public with GCT and everything else, then believe me Mr. Prime Minister, it won't cost you a cent".

 


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