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Granny did sey RASS is a very powerful word. Never you forget a word as important as RASS and its many RASS uses!

1. RASS is a good way to finish a sentence that lacks excitement ...

tekki back RASS!
Gimme back RASS!

2. RASS can be used in biology eg.....

Look pan di gal RASS!

3. It can be used as a warning of future troubles .... cover yu RASS!

4. It can ward off unwanted sexual advances ....

me nah gi yu me numba yu ugly RASS!
move yu RASS from me, RASS!

5. It can describe extreme pain ....

it hot nuh RASS!
me granny gi me some RASS licks!

6. It can describe size .....

yuh foot dem big nuh RASS!
him have a RASS mouth deh!

7. As you can see RASS is an all-purpose Jamaican word. You can use it as often as yu RASS feel!

Greeting ...... How de RASS yu do?
Fraud ......... Yu too RASS tief!
Dismay ........ RASS!
Trouble ....... Oh RASS!
Aggression .... Watch yu RASS self!
Disgust ....... Cho RASS!
Confusion ..... Wha di RASS a gwaan!
Incompetence .. A wha di RASS yu a do .... RASS-idiot!
Lost .......... Whe di RASS we deh!
Pleasure ...... it nice nuh RASS!
Retaliation ... Yu RASS-claat...
And of course . kiss mi RASS!

Me done to RASS!!
NOW ..... Stop waste time pon di Internet and go do di RASS people dem work!!


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