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Red Stripe Joke

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The sales rep from the Corona Beer Company in Mexico sits at a bar in Toronto and says to the bartender "Senor, I would like the world's best beer, Corona."

The Budweiser rep who was also at the same beer convention in the city sits on the stool beside the Corona rep and says "I would like a bottle of the best beer in the world, King of beers, a Budweiser please."

So next, in walked the Coors rep who shouted "I would like the world's best beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring water, barkeep, give me a Coors beer please."

While everyone was sipping on their drinks, in walks the rep from Jamaica's Red Stripe breweries and orders a "Sprite" soft drink. The barkeep asks "How come you aren't having a Red Stripe?" The Jamaican replies, "Chouh, if dem man ya nah drink no beer, mi naah badda eida!!!"


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