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2011/02/27
Dwight "I CAN'T RECALL" Nelson
How To Sell A Vehicle In Jamaica
Inspector Taylor & His Hot Girls Calendar
Lisa Hyper Like You've Never Seen Her Before
The Jamaican On A Ship

2010/12/24
Jamaican Restaurant Or Not?
Jamaican Slap Chop (Video)
Mike Yard's At A Jamaican Restaurant In Brooklyn (Video)
Sarah Palin To Larry King About Her Trip To Jamaica (Video)
Vybz Kartel & Long Lost Relative? (Picture)

2010/08/26
Kayne West Intervenes On Behalf Of Yendi Phillipps [PIC]
Rev. Al Miller & Christopher Dudus Coke in Transporter 4 [PIC]
Duppy Lick Har Down [VID]
Jamaican Helper Seeks A Pay Increase
Lowering Your Phone Bill In Jamaica

2010/06/25
Reverend Al Miller Is Driving Miss Daisy (Picture)
Reverend Al Miller Stars In Transporter 3 (Picture)
Dudus Caught Wearing Edith Allwood-Anderson's Wig? (Picture)
Short Dudus Jokes

2010/03/13
Jamaican Detour - GO SUH! (Picture)
A Jamaican Student Card Can Buy ... (Picture)
Bruk Out ... Woieeee (Picture)
AA 331 Plane Crash Jamaican Eyewitness Reports
American Airlines Flt 331 Humor
Lovindeer's Song For The Crashed AA Flt 331

2009/12/31
Special Jamaican Prayer For 2010
Jamaican Birdnest Hairstyle (Picture)
Hardworking Jamaican Police (Picture)
Jamaican Santa & His Reindeer (Picture)

2009/08/31
Three Likkle Bears ... Jamaican Version
Reggae Singer Wanted ... Dreadlocks An Asset (Picture)
Concerned about education in Jamaica? (Video)
Adolf Hitler Reacts To Usain Bolt's World Record (Video)
Melaine Walker & Berlino Crash (Video)

2009/06/30
Pronounce Le-a
Christopher Columbus To Arawaks - See You Later (Cartoon)
Caribbean News Network Newscast Skit (Video)
American-style Peel-head John Crow (Video)

2009/05/05
Pum Pum Tightener (Picture)
Jamaican Obama Shoes (Picture)
Russell Peters on Jamaicans vs. Trinis vs. Guyanese (Video)
The Secret To A Long Jamaican Marriage

2009/04/01
Garage Operator Greases Up To Avoid Arrest

2009/03/29
Jamaican Patois Speakers Wanted
Ask The Washer Man To Watch
Harriet The Comedian

2009/02/28
The Dunns River Genie
Rastaman At The Bank
Jamaica Featured on Ripley's Believe It Or Not

2008/12/24
Jamaican Christmas Cookies

2008/12/04
Jamaican Flag Van
Jamaicans Protest Against The War In Iraq
Jamaican Country Doctor
Thief Machine

2008/08/28
Why Jamaicans Run So Fast
Yellow Fever Outbreak At The Olympics
More PEDs For The Jamaican Olympic Team
Official Release From WADA, IOC, IAAF re - Jamaican Athletes

2008/08/13
Performance Enhancing Drugs For Jamaicans
Countafeit's Football Injury
Old Cricket Friends

2008/07/31
Go Get Yuh Madda
The Robbery
No smoking Around Jamaicans
The Jamaican Frog

2008/06/30
The British-Jamaican Lawyer
Light Gone!
The Bacon Tree
Accident Report

2008/06/04
Trini Jokes section added

2008/05/31
Dividing the Offering
Are you an older Jamaican?
Psalms 23 - Jamaican Version
Downtown Kerry vs. Uptown Wifey Samantha
Daggaring

2008/04/22
Who the ugliest?
Jamaican Messaging & Texting Slang
White Jamaicans For Obama
Understanding the logic behind Cash Plus

2008/03/28
Yawn!
Poor Kern
Political Pirates of the Caribbean
Me Nuh Know Either

2008/01/31
Underneat That
Yuh A Crosses
The Naked Rasta
Telephone Calls From Hell

2007/12/24
How to fry a HEGG
Twin of Twins - Feeling Suicidal
Hijack a Jamaican plane?
Tourists in Jamaica Heineken ad

2007/10/18
Jamaica Hurricane Relief Letter
Kingston Lawyer & the Portland Police
Child Custody Battle
Elephant Man, Chris Brown & A Mamps

2007/09/08
Twin of Twins' Beenie vs. Bounty
Sponge Bob Claat
Dutty Drop Dead
Blind Man Test

2007/08/10
Comrade or Labourite Inside?
The Jamaican MP
Jamaican Politicans' Lie Clock
Beenieman & D'Angel Soap Opera
Gun Club - No Shooting

2007/07/04
Jamaican Rapunzel
Mad White Jamaican meets Jamaican Paleface
Don't Piss Here
Growing Wild

2007/06/21
Boombastic Remix - Mr. Bean
Twin of Twins interviews Michael Jackson
Jamaican Man at KPH

2007/04/30
Bounty Killer's Church?
Di Waiter, Spoon & String
Leroy From Port Antonio
Jamaican Beggar

2007/03/27
Psychology of Caribbean people
Big Boy & Raas
The Monkey & The Lizard
No Pessengers?

2007/03/07
Dutty Wine Gone Wrong
Jamaican Jokes On YouTube
Buju Banton - Driver A - Lyrics Translation
* New Category Created - Videos

2007/01/31
Pushcart Drive-Thru
Breed Har Again
Straight A's Student

2006/12/20
The Yawd Mobile
Jamaican Girl's Letter To Santa
How Jamaican Government Contracts Are Issued
Jamaica Tax Refund Announcement

2006/10/30
Portia's Doodling
Van Back
You Could Have ...

2006/08/20
Tribute To Miss Lou
Anancy an Common-Sense
Anancy an Ratta
Dulcie In Court
Beach Wedding In Jamaica, Part 2

2006/07/24
Reggae Sumfest 2006 Did Nice!
It's a bus .... no, it's a house
Some things a Jamaican will never do

2006/07/04
What Airline?
Don't Walk Here
Getting Married In Jamaica?

2006/05/31
International Airport Test
Rasta In Court
Proud Jamaican

2006/05/15
Sleeping Policeman
Aliens In Jamaica
The Dread & The Mosquito

2006/04/28
Jamaica Carnival 2006 - WTF?
De Wee Wee Truck
Big Shot Jamaican
Perfume vs. Calaloo

2006/04/13
The 2006 PNP Leadership Race - More Perspectives
Country Baby Father
You know you are on a flight to Jamaica When ...

2006/02/23
The Peter Phillips Manifesto

2006/02/03
Memba When
King George's Corolla
Oxford Road Chicken Thief

2005/12/27
De Crotchless Panties
Jamaica Is ...
The Jamaican Hut

2005/11/29
The Prime Minister & GCT
Rastaman on a train
You know they're Jamaican if they ...

2005/10/27
RASS - A Very Powerful Word
PJ Patterson The Hulk
Warblade Jamaican Machetes

2005/10/02
Tuck In Yuh Belly (Remix Video)
Red Stripe Joke
Pum Pum Apples

2005/09/07 - Crocodile Pool
There was a man who had nuff riches ... big car, house on the hill, gal, money and odda ray ray ray ... More

2005/09/07 - Fly Air Jamaica
A mother and her son were flying Air Jamaica from Montego Bay to Miami. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned ... More

2005/09/07 - Jamaican Love Poem
You're the ackee in my saltfish ... Condensed milk in my tea ... The patty in my coco bread ... Without you there is no me ... More

2005/09/07 - Wrong Number
This audio clip is another in the famous "Kiss Mi Rass" series, and is definitely for adults only. "Susanna" calls the "Wrong Number" ... More

2005/07/28 - Toronto Police Get Mad At Caribana
This is a photo that's undoubtedly a good example of cultural integration and community policing at work ... More

2005/07/28 - Three Times Pon The Grass
Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions: ... More

2005/07/28 - St. Paul at the Pearly Gates
St. Paul was at the pearly gates, letting in people from all over the world. As each person came up, he glanced at their visas before letting them into heaven ... More

2005/07/01 - Dread & The Colour Red
Thanks to RA Taylor from Imagesoftheworld.Org for allowing us to use this photo. What's funny or interesting about it? It doesn't take 20/20 vision to see, so look closely ... More

2005/07/01 - Future Jamaican Wal-Mart?
This curious photo was taken somewhere in Jamaica; future Jamaican Wal-Mart you think? It's always good to set goals, but some might say that the owner of this shop is probably being a little optimistic! ... More

2005/06/25 - Love (Jamaican Style)
THIS JOKE IS ACTUALLY A TRUE STORY ... Like a certain song we like says: I got a call to-day-a-aya-aya ... Yep, that's what I got ... More

2005/06/25 - The Rasta Job Application
Personal information: Name - Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari; Age - I man noh count birtday; Date of Birth - Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man; Address - Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan; Tel. No. - I man Doan participate ina di Bablyon system ... More

2005/05/02 - Two Goats In A Canoe
This picture which we received via an email forward would probably be more suitably classified as 'strange' rather than 'funny', as it shows two goats with a fisherman in his canoe. Maybe he's a farmer and he's carrying them off to the market for sale ... More

2005/05/02 - Telephone Call For ... Ahmmm
This audio clip is a follow up to the famous "Kiss Mi Rass" clip. Again, we received the file as an email forward and we're not sure who the pranksters are, but in this telephone call they're ... More

2005/03/17 - The Jamaican Salesman
A young man from Jamaica moves to Miami and goes to a big department shopping complex looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience"? The Jamaican young man says, "Bossie, mi was a salesman back home on di streets a Kingston." ... More

2005/03/17 - Strange Jamaican Yam
Some might not see the joke here, others might get it, but we got this picture of a rather 'strange' looking Jamaican yam via an email forward; so have a look (and a laugh if you get it!)... More

2005/02/27 - For A Million Dollars
A young Jamaican yute, Errol, asks his step-dad for some help. He says, "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His step-father looks up thoughtfully, and says, "Mek mi show yuh. Go ask yuh Madda if she would sleep with Beres Hammond fi ... More

2005/02/27 - Priceless Reggae Boyz Game Picture
This humorous photo was taken a few years ago at the National Stadium. It really is priceless; taken from the other side of the field in the Grandstand, it shows some patrons who we guess didn't have enough funds to cover the entry fee ... so they took the next best ... More
 

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