I was trying to find my dressmaker, and asked someone on the street for directions. This is what she told me:
"Tek a red and white mini-bus to Parade, den walk til yu reach de p ... More 
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St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "Lord, I have to talk to you. I have a problem. I know we didn't have many Jamaicans in heaven so you instituted an affirmative action plan an ... More
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This is probably what the first day was like on Highway 2000:
Toll Booth Collector: Morning sir, the toll will be $55.
Skinny the Taxi man: $55 unda yuh Mumma! Yuh kn ... More
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Three contractors are bidding to fix the fence at Jamaica House. One is from Montego Bay, another from Kingston and the third, from Mandeville.
They go with an official from Jam ... More
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A study was conducted recently to determine the average crime rate at international airports around the world. The study made use of an ordinary looking man standing in the airport ... More
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DEAR FAMILY & FRIENDS
As yu all know hurricane Dean hit wi ard ... wi a suffer dung ya an wi need likkle elp.
Mi tank God say mi is alive to rite dis....
Remember say Wester ... More
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Every morning John would drive down Long Lane. And almost every morning he would stop and give the resident beggar $20.
After a while John started to give the beggar $10. The Be ... More
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A Jamaican country doctor running a clinic in Mocho wanted to take a day off work to go into Kingston, so he called his dispenser to take over.
"Obediah, ah have to go to Kings ... More
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A man dies and goes to hell. He discovers that there are different Hells for each country.
First he goes to the German Hell and asks what they do there. "First, they put you in ... More
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A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) for medical treatment; he had both ears severely burnt.
Doctor: How did you get your ears so terribly burnt Sir?
Pat ... More
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Only In Jamaica
