Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have ... More 
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It was announced today that Jamaica is now prepared to help the US in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and ... More
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Jamaican airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before C ... More
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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked St. Peter, "Wah dem clock deh fah?"
St. Peter answer ... More
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A Jamaican Prayer
PJ is my shepherd; I shall not want,
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He restoreth my doubt in Jamaican Politics
He guideth me to the path of unemp ... More
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A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PRIME MINISTER OF JAMAICA, Percival James Patterson
As of 2 ... More
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The People's National Party announced today they are changing their emblem from a head to a condom - as a head implies thought and vision both of which are beyond the party's scope ... More
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Prime Minister Patterson wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high international quality. The stamps are ... More
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Eddie Seaga, Bill Clinton and John Lennon are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.
God looks at them, and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask ... More
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As you may be aware, the Leader of the Opposition in Jamaica (Seaga) who is 72 years old and his 42 year old wife are expecting their first child in September of this year.
Bei ... More
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Politics Time Again
