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A JAMAICAN LOVE POEM
You're the ackee in my saltfish Condensed milk in my tea The patty in my coco bread Without you there is no me. Just like coconut water You're good for my heart And M  ... More 
 
AMERICAN VS. JAMAICAN
American: Porch Jamaican: Varanda American: Bathe, Shower Jamaican: Bade, Hol' A Fresh American: Collard Greens, Spinach Jamaican: Callaloo American: Stick Shift (Car)   ... More 
 
BUJU BANTON - DRIVER A - LYRICS TRANSLATION
Drivah, I would certainly appreciate it if you could take this package down the road for me. Please while you are on your journey might I implore you not to speak to anyone. F  ... More 
 
JAMAICA IS ...
Jamaica is "Blue Mountain Coffee and Sorrel." Jamaica is "Rum and Red Stripe." Jamaica is "Kola Champagne and Manish Water." Jamaica is "Jerk Pork, Scotch Bonnet, Hardough Br  ... More 
 
JAMAICAN CHRISTMAS COOKIES
How to make good Jamaican Christmas Cookies. Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 la  ... More 
 
JAMAICAN MESSAGING & TEXTING SLANG
Here's the translation code sheet for when Jamaicans are chatting online or texting each other. TWY = Tek Weh Yuself XA = X Amount AO = Alms Ouse BPT = Back Pon Top BOAL = B  ... More 
 
JAMAICAN STYLE CHRISTMAS CAROL
Breadfruits roasting on an open fire Mongrels nipping at your toes Dancehall songs, being sung by a choir 'An we dress up in we bashment clothes Everybody knows, When gungo   ... More 
 
JAMAICAN STYLE NURSERY RHYMES
Mary had a likkle lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes down quite a treat, with rice and hard dough bread. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair. Said Simple S  ... More 
 
JAMAICAN VS. CANADIAN, BAJAN & TRINI WAY OF SPEAK
CANADIAN: Excuse me little girl, can I fit in there? JAMAICAN: Hey, pickney, small up youself! TRINI: smallie, gimmeh ah pass dey BAJAN: Scotch rung! CANADIAN: That woman is   ... More 
 
PSALMS 23 - JAMAICAN VERSION
The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh fi want nutt'n. Ah Him ah prevent mi from tell off people everyday. Ah Him ah gimme peace, when so-so madness a gwan roun' mi Ah Him ah  ... More 
 
 



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