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10 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A JAMAICAN MAN SAY
1."No wifey, tek my car instead." 2."Waiter, this steak is overcooked." 3."She 'ave a nice body.... but 'ar bottom too big." 4."Wha'apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some   ... More 
 
AFGHAN BOWLER FOR THE WEST INDIES
The West Indies coach had put together his team for the World Cup Cricket tournament. The only thing that was missing was a good bowler. He had scouted all the colleges, and even   ... More 
 
COUNTRY BABY FATHER
A young Jamaican father-to-be living dung inna country awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying "Docta! Docta! Come fas! A mi wife sah! Ar water bruk an shi bo  ... More 
 
CROCODILE POOL
There was a man who had nuff riches ... big car, house on the hill, gal, money and odda ray ray ray. Many men wished to be in his shoes. Since the rich man knew this, he took it  ... More 
 
FOR A MILLION DOLLARS
A young Jamaican yute, Errol, asks his step-dad for some help. He says, "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His step-father looks up thoughtfu  ... More 
 
JAMAICAN LOTTERY WINNER
Recently, this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day, he was there to collect his  ... More 
 
LOWERING YOUR PHONE BILL IN JAMAICA
The house phone bill was exceptionally high, so the man of the house called a family meeting on a Saturday morning after breakfast. Dad: People, 'ere mi now - Dis wrong. You ha  ... More 
 
MANGO STONING
Two men were stoning a mango tree, trying to hit down a large mango right in the top, when one said to the other: "All de stone we a stone, suppose de mango no ripe?" "True," s  ... More 
 
MIRROR MIRROR
Osama bin Laden gets up this morning, stands in front of the mirror and asks "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most feared terrorist of them all?" A voice from the mirror r  ... More 
 
MISS IVY IN DE COURT
A Jamaican country prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand --- a frail, grandmotherly, elderly woman named Miss Ivy. He approached her and asked "Miss Ivy, do yo  ... More 
 
 



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